you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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