The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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