Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT