these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize