Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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