I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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