Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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