I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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