so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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