K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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