I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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