why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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