I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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