he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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