do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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