If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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