Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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