Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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