so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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