singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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