Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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