Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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