VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
soo... how was my night?
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