love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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