Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
That's when you crack a 10am beer
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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