What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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