let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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