I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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