The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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