Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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