I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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