Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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