How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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