I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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