You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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