you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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