But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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