Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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