do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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