cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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