I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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