she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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