have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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