At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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