I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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