from now on my penis is your penis
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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