Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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