id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.