They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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