the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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