I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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