Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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