We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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