We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
