how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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