White coat. Heels.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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